spotifys:

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poopflow:

rosaparking:

poopflow:

donuts are 0 calories if you only eat the middle

falconbrunch:

*sends nudes*

*apologises*

stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

absconds:

absconds:

if u have a crush on me please stand up 

dampsandwich:

i dont wanna lose my virginity cause i dont lose anything. im a winner